Friday, January 29, 2010

Santos Canseco No-Hits Salem

Congratulations are in order to Durham Bulls starting pitcher Santos Canseco, who hurled his first career no-hitter in todays PM game versus the Salem Oles. Santos only needed 110 pitches to toss his no-no, allowing only three walks in Durham's 5-0 victory over the Oles in front of a packed house at Durham's Athletic Park on Bart Kirby Bobblehead day. He was perfect for the first 6 1/3 inning until he issued back-to-back walks to Pablo Ordonez and Mitch Ledee, but worked his way out of trouble by inducing a ground out by Keith Higginson and then whiffing Al Rosado to end the inning. The only other runner to reach base for Salem was John Blake on a ninth inning walk.

Bulls owner betrand93 celebrated Canseco's feat by immediately raising the price of all Santos Canseco items in the Bulls gift shop by 33%.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Jonas's Drunken New Years Eve Rant

jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:38 AM Probably a bad idea, but I just found her on facebook.
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:26 AM laksjfkladshkjthawkjhjkanmfasncx,m
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:25 AM Goddamnit. Give me a baby so I can punch it.
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:25 AM I hate all of you. Just because you all would be classified as everyone. And I hate everyone right now.
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:22 AM DOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:22 AM Do it!!!!!
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:22 AM Anyway, my team is so much more dominant than youralls teams it's not even funny. Give me the ****ing world series title now. DO IT! GIVE IT TO ME.
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:21 AM I'm sure I'll read this tomorrow and be ****sed that I sent it out. But GOD DMAN. I mean, ****.
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:20 AM Uggggggggh.
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:19 AM It's five in the ****ing morning, did she think I wasn't actually seriously interested? I've been talking with her for 8 hours or so. I blame tec. *******.
jonas1102 Apples 1/1/2010 6:16 AM All I got to say is **** you, **** your mother and **** all dumbass chicks. Seriously.