Tec: Tell us a little about yourself.
Deathinahole: 45 year old married father of four daughters ranging in age from 17 to 22. Data analyst in a large general insurance company. Extremely whipped, but also stunningly good looking. Living with undiagnosed Aspergers syndrome.
Deathinahole: We have an acre in the country, so we have a hobby farm with chickens and rabbits, and hopefully next year a goat. Also trying to start my own business with an idea I've had developing for years. On draft number 183 of the requirements.
Tec: Did you play any sports growing up?
Deathinahole: Curling was #1. The most mocked sport until someone plays it, and then they can't wait to play again.
Tec: Who are your favorite all-time players?
Deathinahole: Darryl Sittler. Dave Stieb. Steve Largent.
Tec: What has been your favorite real-life sports experience or memory?
Deathinahole: I was at Darryl Sittler`s NHL record 10 point game, Feb 7, 1976. Jimmy Key's final game as a Jay when he was trying to hold off the tears after he was pulled from the game, then saluted the crowd anyway because of the standing o.
Tec: What's been your most memorable non-sports experience in your life?
Deathinahole: The birth of my daughters. My vasectomy.
Tec: If you were an HBD player, what position would you play and what would your ratings be?
Deathinahole: 0 speed (fat kids used to beat me at the 100 yd dash), 10 range, 85 arm strength, 45 arm accuracy, 80 pitch calling, 100 temper, 5 patience.